2004-04-26 [circus snatch]: *shrugs* I love you too whim :P

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Because of my vast knowlege of porn star psychology?

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Excuse me while I go cry... Hehe...

2004-04-26 [circus snatch]: indeed I'm quite impressed. *huggles avoral*

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: *Hugs back* ^_^! At least I'm partially loved, I think!

2004-04-26 [Whim]: That's why I'd make a great movie director. I can get inside the minds of actors and actresses.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Umm... I don't know how much of that it takes to randomly cutscene to Chubbuck being chased by a car.

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Well, chub is all anal now. It

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Well, chub is all anal now. It's gonna take a special kind of director to know that we have to kidnap his horse and don't give her back until he does the scene.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Hehehehehehehehe... Maybe he'll change his tune if we apply the vinyl spray.

2004-04-26 [circus snatch]: lol thats great

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Make his Chubbuck arse advanced.

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Nothing about Chubbuck is advanced. I don't even want to give him a vinyl ass anymore. I don't even really want to call him chub anymore.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: But we'd still call a techno group Vinylass if we started it, right?

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Oh, of course. I'm not letting my contempt towards chub get in the way of the worthy uses of vinyl asswork.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Excellent. You had me scared there for a second. *Pictures [Sven Welkenson] with Tzimisce Asscraft powers*

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Hehe...don't worry. Giving something a vinyl ass was my original idea and chub will not ruin that for me. He was merely a target back when I thought he was still a person.

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Hehe...don't worry. Giving something a vinyl ass was my original idea and chub will not ruin that for me. He was merely a target back when I thought he was still a person...hehe

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Good. *Stops, gets back, and heeds the Prison Song in a whole new light*

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: "When Bean has vinyl, keep your back to the wall... Back to the wall..."

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Ah, you heard it, eh? Hehe...great stuff that is.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Hehehe... Yes, it's great.

2004-04-26 [4V0r41]: Cars start randomly exploding. Really not all that randomly; most are chasing Whim.

2004-04-26 [Skyy]: Well...good evening everyone.

2004-04-26 [Malkavian]: ~`Eats the cars?`~

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Umm... Bad idea...

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: ~Plugs his ears~

2004-04-26 [Skyy]: Avoral...are you plugging my ears?

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Hmm? ~Can't hear Skyy because of his plugged ears... And as a result, his words were loud as well.~ Might want to plug your ears! Malkavian just ate explosive cars!

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: ...I hope she spits...

2004-04-26 [Whim]: *walks in* Cars are chasing who now?

2004-04-26 [Skyy]: *covers his ears* I hope she ate it.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: *Rimshot*

2004-04-26 [Malkavian]: ~`Explodes.`~ BOOOM

2004-04-26 [Skyy]: ...I guess she did

2004-04-26 [Malkavian]: ...=edits sexual content.=

2004-04-26 [Skyy]: Better? I send my appologize...guess lonliness is getting to me. Won't happen again.

2004-04-27 [Avoral]: Hmm... Guess the rimshot is deleted now, because there's no joke left! *Cries*

2004-04-27 [circus snatch]: O.o

2004-04-27 [Avoral]: *POUNCES NARCISSUS!* ... *Goes to sleep now*

2004-04-27 [circus snatch]: O.O oh wow

2004-04-27 [circus snatch]: *tucks avoral in all nice and huggles*

2004-04-27 [4V0r41]: Eating my explosive cars you fuking wanks

2004-04-27 [Delladreing]: *staggers in and falls down* no one say anything to do with maths or bilogy *goes to sleep*

2004-04-27 [Avoral]: Awwwwwww... *Feels all warm and fuzzy inside as he wakes up, having been tucked in by his favoritest of all Jens* *Hugs as he arises, and skips off again for now, with intent on returning relatively soon*

2004-04-27 [Avoral]: *Uses some of his blankets to tuck in Delandreing, and slips a fluffy pillow under her head... With faeries on it!*

2004-04-27 [Whim]: Wow, since Atridane set those cars up, this room has started to really queer itself up.

2004-04-28 [Skyy]: We went from guns and swords with the purpose of killing goths to...fluffy pillows with faeries on it and the intent of coming very soon...I...think I'm sick.

2004-04-28 [Skyy]: Or excuse me...the intent of returning very soon...hehe...my bad. Play on words. Sorry.

2004-04-28 [circus snatch]: O.o

2004-04-28 [Skyy]: Alright...I'm out...I trust this will be taken care of when I get back. Avoral...Embrace will not be like this. Understood?

2004-04-28 [Skyy]: Have a nice night all...Well...I'm sure you will. You have already got the pillows and what not...*sigh*

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: *Blinks* Wow. Yeah, that is a good point. We need to get in gear and become very intimidating... So the next page will be full of not more than extra-intimidating anti-Goth speaking. Each member of the Seraphim frequently present must say something extremely spiteful to reset the mood of the place... Oh, and remind me to speak of my plans. I got really bored in Physics and realized the empire thing required a systematic approach.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: My evil plotting followed.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Speak of your plans. Oh, and I think I did my spiteful speaking when I called at least half of the room queer...hehe.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: No, no, that wasn't the spiteful rant I had in mind. I meant... The kind of stuff you could turn into propaganda. And you'll have to message me for that. This ain't public discussion, because it's up for debate among the Seraphim.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Non-Seraphim can have a say, of course, but the -public- doesn't need to stumble upon it.

2004-04-28 [circus snatch]: o.O

2004-04-28 [Whim]: So...you're saying that I can turn the queerness of the group into propaganda?

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: No, it has to promote an image of the group as evil overlords under the banner of conformity, powerful enough to use God for their own devices. And, to top it off, who are out to get the Goths... With bitter vengeance from ages long past burning vehemently in their eyes. ...And NOT A BUNCH OF QUEERS.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: *Blinks* Yeah, that'd be a great time for the people from the gay pride wiki we're trying to take over to come on and read the comments... *Blinks again*

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Speaking of gay pride....how's Atridane?

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Ironically, obsessing over faeries. Changeling scenario being pieced together... Mostly by me, as always... But he had the main idea, and I just naturally embellished on it.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Ah, that sounds dandy. (for those who don't know, Atridane really is gay. We're making him ambassador to the gay pride wiki. Spread the word)

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Yeah, and oddly enough, he pretty much lives at my house... And my massive straightness and pimpin' game does nothing to change him.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: (avoral is a cross-dresser. Tis true. Ask Sven and Cruz Negra)

2004-04-28 [circus snatch]: I think thats sexy kinda.. ^.^ .... o.o'

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Yeah, but it kind of helps explain why atridane is such a homosexual.

2004-04-28 [circus snatch]: this may be true

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Avoral might have massive straightness, but he has some major homo vibes and Atridane can sense this.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: I'm not a cross-dresser! *Shifts eyes* It was just a play! And... Chronic boredom sometimes... *Backs away, but realizes there's no doors or windows behind him* ...I DID IT FOR THE CHICKS! (Bwahaha... Now THERE'S an Avoral-response. Hope they buy it. Ah, DAMN IT! My thoughts in parentheses are showing up... Damn them and their psychic powers...)

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: ...I did it to ward off the Chubbucks?

2004-04-28 [Whim]: So, how many chicks did you get for cross-dressing?

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Chubbuck warding is a lame excuse. You know he's too christian to be gay anymore. Besides, he's totally into horse ass now.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Well hey, I got almost the entire Miss Emerald pageant all over me.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: And apparently our luscious little Jen, too.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: How many were naked?

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: *Cracks knuckles* Well, if we would have had a little longer...

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Alright...I'll give you that. But why did you leave the dress and stalkings on during over half of our roleplaying session that night?

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Dramatic effect.

2004-04-28 [circus snatch]: I see testosterone poisoning is contagious. *sigh*

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: And you never know when a whole group of chicks are going to walk in on a bunch of guys playing Vampire looking to pick out the most decked-out transvestite of the bunch to satisfy a craving they can get nowhere else.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Dramatic effect my ass. Admit it, you enjoyed it and not just for the ladies.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Think about where my house is and think about who was there playing and then think about what you just said. You can't honestly believe that a group of hot chicks would randomly appear at my house in my room.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Mark my words. Mini-Bean will get some hot friends someday.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: And when they arrive, I'll be cross-dressing for them.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Yeah...that's never gonna happen.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Ah, such pessimism! You take so much for granted. And that's why you're not going to pick up chicks with your l337 <r055-dr3551n6 5k1llz.

2004-04-28 [circus snatch]: question is how long did it take you to type cross dressing skills in 1337?

2004-04-28 [Whim]: I have bad experiences (one actually) with doing stuff with my sister's friends (still only one). I will get chicks with my complete lack of cross-dressing l33t.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: And I don't think I have to remind you of the irish chick who is absolutely obsessed over me.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Hehehehe... That's okay. And yeah, I daresay you probably got the worst of the bunch on that one. I'm sure it all is okay now, but yeah. 'Twas quite depressing at the time, even me seeing it unfold.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Anyway! Hehehe... It took less time than I'd have expected.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: No worries now. I've had much better since then...hehe.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Yeah, as I told Rhiannon, I totally more than approve of her. Good catch, my friend.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: You have my blessing.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Yeah. Speaking of which, she says hi. And while we're on the topic of people saying stuff, my mom says don't smoke weird marijuana or you'll end up in Aiken...or something like that.

2004-04-28 [WarChiefFanguan]: So, yeah, seems like a good time to say something...so here I am, asked to join this wiki.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: *glares eyes*

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: I say hi back to her. And that's o-kay, 'cuz drugs are bad. *Thumbs up to the camera* Aiken. My anti-drug.

2004-04-28 [WarChiefFanguan]: *raises a brow*

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Aiken is where you go when drugs near kill you. So there's heaven, hell, pergatory, and Aiken.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Whim, be more cordial. Let's not get jealousy issues over who has a fanclub and who doesn't. Herke, it's a pleasure to have you here... You fit in perfectly with the evil plot I have in play. Now, tell us a little about yourself. Any past war experience? Any past Goth-smiting experience? And what exactly -do- you feel about Hello Kitty?

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Well then, next time I smoke out... *Blinks* I won't lace it with enough crack to put me in a coma.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: *grips his highlander sword*

2004-04-28 [Whim]: There can be only...erm...I mean...uh...hi.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: *Points finger* Whim. Sit.

2004-04-28 [WarChiefFanguan]: I can't stand that cat. It was everywhere when I went to China...goth smiting. Never hit a goth with a blunt object on the head before. I can't stand the type of people associated with "goths" though. They dress all the same way and say that they do it to be different. If all goths are the same, how can they be different? Also, I think they just do what they do for attention. Former wars...none on elftown, but plenty in Ghost Recon and WarCraft III. Need anything else?

2004-04-28 [Whim]: I can still shoot faces when I'm sitting.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Yes, I have a question. Where is the best place to shoot a supernatural being in order to make it die?

2004-04-28 [WarChiefFanguan]: the head?

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: *Goes down the checklist* Hatred of Hello Kitty... Check. Realization of the reality of Goths/Understanding of the doctrines of CI (Either works, both preferred)... Check. Past experience with war... Check. Ghost Recon and Warcraft III suffice quite well. You'll make an excellent addition to our military. Welcome to Conformity, Inc., Herke.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Oh, sorry, so close. The answer I was looking for was the face. You see, no matter what you are, being shot in the face X number of times with Y weapon will kill them.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: He hasn't had exposure to our RP style, Whim. Don't expect truly correct answers. The head is a good and educated place to start.

2004-04-28 [WarChiefFanguan]: Thank you. Glad to be part of Conformity, Inc.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: But can he guess what X and Y are?

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: "Caine, Schmaine. Nothing can survive a shotgun blast to the face!"

2004-04-28 [Whim]: that's crap logic! You need more than A shotgun blast to the face to kill anything.

2004-04-28 [WarChiefFanguan]: meh, I was just going off of what I know from watching movies. The head always seems to be the best place to kill anything, and the face seems to be part of the head.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: So, Herke, the task is simple... I'm planning a little remodeling in our near future, and if these plans blow through... We'll be looking for a Minister of War. I trust we have a likely candidate here.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Yeah, crappy logic... But Thom quote.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: The face holds the key to killing. The only reason a headshot works is because the shot goes through the face at some point.

2004-04-28 [WarChiefFanguan]: Okay. So how would assults on elftown go? I assume they are verbal, but I never really know.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Also... The top line of your Wiki must be an image tag with a shrunken and unobtrusive version of our badge on it... The tag is as follows. < img:http://www.angelfire.com/jazz/avoral/yoke.jpg > Without the spaces, of course.

2004-04-28 [WarChiefFanguan]: my wiki? Which would be....?

2004-04-28 [Whim]: You have to wear away at their soul with social and mental tactics while adding elements of RP along the way for added credit and effect, eventually wearing down the victim until they submit to your power and appear to have received the equivalent of 3 shotgun blasts to the face.

2004-04-28 [WarChiefFanguan]: lol. nice.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Yes, that is how it works. Verbal assaults primarily... Battles of wit. Once again, you seem like an apt individual... I'm sure you can hold your own. Anyway, sometimes it works to jump in and flank someone from all sides... Good practice is in the form of [F.T.F.O..ninjas never die], who is a wanker and the primary target of all new initiates who just want to have fun. Your local fire hydrant, if you will.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: It's also a good idea to go straight for the hardest target while you're still fresh and not encumbered by things like experience and practice.

2004-04-28 [WarChiefFanguan]: lol, I like the terms used there. Alright, I think I've got it. Now some more information about the banner and I have to go to bed...

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: I presumed your wiki was your fanclub. However, that may be the carrot chick's own project. Either way, I see presence in you... So with or without the wiki, you're a nice little addition.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: And an unfettered Minister of War is oft the best one.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: I want the wiki. Give us the wiki.

2004-04-28 [WarChiefFanguan]: I can put it up at my house, but yeah, the carrot_queen made the wiki. I wouldn't stoop so low as to creat my own fan club.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Why not? I would.

2004-04-28 [WarChiefFanguan]: My wiki is Herke's Tales. I can put it there if you want. Small you said, right?

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Anyway, as for the badge... Should it be that you do have a wiki, it would be best converted (as a sign of loyalty, if anything) to a Conformity, Inc. Imperial wiki. When I get off my arse and create a Military page, said presumably existent wiki will be added to it. Also... Never a bad idea to get in with the Inquisition... [levhole] would be the man to speak to. I have already peppered his mind with good words on the behalf of Herke.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Yes. Looks like this, no bigger.  And if you so choose... Then Herke's Tales can be an addition to the soon-to-be Empire page.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Yes, so our empire will include 2 new wikis.

2004-04-28 [WarChiefFanguan]: alright, I'll add that real quick and then I'm off to bed. Talk to you later.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: I have the Cleavage Club.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Awesome. Take care.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Really?

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: [Blue Fish] agreed to my terms, so I presume I do.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Sweet. That's the best one yet.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: *Bows* Anyway, Herke brought up a good point... I need to be getting sleep as well.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: *Disappears* Remind me to speak of the remodeling later.

2004-04-28 [Neimo]: *sighs* Back in Arizona again... Got to bed at around 11 my time, which is about 2 am Eastern time, and am now in the process of heading off to work. Oh goodie goodie gum-drops.-.- Anyhow.. *hugs Anakai, gnaws on Whim's knees, and licks Skyy* *therefor infects you all with my vile and disease-ridden saliva* Yay! {^.^}

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Damnit! Why am I always being killed in some way by people I don't know?

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: *Hugs Kaby back* Yay! Now I receive saliva, instead of just packing your wounds with my salivary healing enzymes! ^_^

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: I trust all went well?

2004-04-28 [4V0r41]: Any one want some Ice cream

2004-04-28 [Neimo]: Well first of all, people must not like the vibes you radiate, therefor feel they must kill you. *shrugs* Sorry kiddo. *beams at Anakai* You have horrid saliva, and I love the infections of cleanliness I recieve from it. Roil in the sickness and syndrome I put upon you all. *cackles* Now love me, for I command it. {^.^} And love my cute little face, too! 

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Yeah, that's probably true. Stupid vibes and their radiation.

2004-04-28 [Neimo]: Heh.. You're radioactive! :D *licks you because you are radioactive* *gets some strange disease* *has children that are deformed* *wanders off to rape Anakai because now I am deformed and I don't care how young he is* :P

2004-04-28 [Neimo]: *blinks* Or something to that effect, in anycase.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: This radiation will do me well. I can rule the world...or at least make it really sick.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Fwizah! I love it when deformed chicks do me...

2004-04-28 [Delladreing]: *raises an eyebrow at avoral*............right ok then.....*hides*

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: ((Hmm... Wonder what happens if I deform Delandreing... *Breaks out the toxic waste*))

2004-04-28 [Delladreing]: *_* *runs away as fast as she can* mehe!

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: *Flies with deformed wings, launching toxic waste down at Delandreing* This is how we get laid in America!

2004-04-28 [Delladreing]: pfft will it aint in scotland lol *hides under her tree till the toxic waste goes away* im ugly enuf as it is thank you i dont need the toxic waste lol

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Bah. You're hot. But toxic waste--*Points at the evil ray* Makes everyone want me.

2004-04-28 [Delladreing]: ppft no not. *hides from toxicamal waste* nooo if i hug you without it will you stop pointing toxic stuff at me?

2004-04-28 [Neimo]: No! Deformities among friends with benefits is the BEST!

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: *Thinks* Hmm... Sounds like fun. ^_^ *Stops pointing the toxic waste*

2004-04-28 [Neimo]: Noooo! *cries* *snuffles* Cheater..traitor.. 

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Bah. I can't resist hugs.

2004-04-28 [4V0r41]: Whim shouldn't die by your hands.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Whim dies by no hands.

2004-04-28 [4V0r41]: Gets bit buy radioactive pigeon thats was swiming in Whims toxic toilet Yes I am a angel behold my pigeony might I will do good deeds like Kill vampires namingly [Avoral] but ther will be more I will convince people that I am all magical in to worship me or else.

2004-04-28 [4V0r41]: Flys in does his pegiony thing like taking dumps on peoples heads New york behold my might

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: *Shakes head* What... A wank.

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Something evil comes this way. Strevin has awoken.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: I detected Its presence already. And he already spoke the Level 9 "Power Word, Kenny"...

2004-04-28 [Whim]: Good thing he's on our side....well...as much on our side as he can be.

2004-04-28 [Avoral]: Yeah... In the same way a highly-unstable tactical ICBM silo is the trump-card of a third-world army.

2004-04-29 [Malkavian]: Can we ever attack [Marlow]?

2004-04-29 [Whim]: Absolutely. Have at it.

2004-04-29 [circus snatch]: *smirks* do I get to attack as well?

2004-04-29 [Whim]: Since King threw me across a room for no reason...SURE!

2004-04-29 [circus snatch]: he's a little jealous... for some.. reason.. *twitch*

2004-04-29 [Whim]: I bet it has something to do with Avoral's overly affectionate advances towards anything cutesy with boobs.

2004-04-29 [circus snatch]: this may be true, its because you guys put me in a semi *shrugs* must have a history with semis

2004-04-29 [Whim]: ah yes, but you see, you have also been spending alot of time with the boys of Conformity, Inc.

2004-04-29 [circus snatch]: *shrugs*

2004-04-29 [Whim]: Yeah, that's my response too, but to the average male who feels he is suppose to have sole ownership over a particularly attractive girl such as yourself, it seems like his property is being threatened. It all goes back to primitive instincts. Like bucks fighting over a single doe. It's stupid and lame, but hey, you hooked up with a male of primitive logic.

2004-04-29 [circus snatch]: I know. *shrugs again* testosterone poisoning, I like them primitive really, less complex meaning they dont cry every night, also meaning I dont have to beat down their hefty egos. 

2004-04-29 [Whim]: hehe...true. You just gotta deal with tantrums, which go pretty quick I would think.

2004-04-29 [circus snatch]: it doesnt happen often really

2004-04-29 [circus snatch]: apparently only when I'm thrown into semis

2004-04-29 [Whim]: Yeah, that probably won't happen again. But Strevin will be fighting King at some point. I have a point to prove.

2004-04-29 [circus snatch]: *shrugs* its all macho bullshit to me I find it pretty amusing

2004-04-29 [Whim]: No...this is business...hehe. I don't deal in macho bullshit. Tis not my style.

2004-04-29 [circus snatch]: business is also macho bullshit. You feel the need to dominate I believe you're splitting hairs

2004-04-29 [Whim]: I wouldn't call it domination exactly. More like profit. Does it really appear that I'm attempting domination? I'm just looking for profit.

2004-04-29 [circus snatch]: what profit could there be over elftown?

2004-04-29 [Whim]: Well, obviously I can't just take elftown and whore it about as I please. However, I can reshape the way people look at it. The profit I gain will be the same profit we all gain.

2004-04-29 [circus snatch]: *shrugs* I'm more of the destroying the world type really